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Rolowhipp Radio?
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"And in his name we will-"
...Ever knew...
"Todos los que son capricornio necesitan..."
The first radio station that can answer your questions through original music
Let's take our first caller
Caller number one, you're live
Ask away
Hi, there
I don't buy it one bit
What do you mean you can answer my questions through music?
Can I ask anything I want?
How does this even work?
Are these songs pre-recorded?
No, but we do understand that this is a new concept
We're exploring this technology alongside you
Unfortunately, we can't tell you where we got it from, who we got it from, how it works
But what we can do is let you ask the first question
So caller, go ahead
Ask it
All right
Let me think
Okay
I don't believe in soulmates
My ex broke my heart after being together for 20 years
Up until then, I was the happiest I ever was
But then some new fancy guy who was better looking and had a better job took my place
I'm so sorry to hear that
But in order for this to work, could you put it in the form of a question
Can you create a song that expresses how much love sucks?
Let me think about that
Hell yeah we can
And only Rolowhipp Radio can do that for you
So get ready to have your socks blown off and your mind
You're listening to Rolowhipp Radio
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Make it mean something, this life we get to live
Make it mean something, this life we get to spend
And I want to spend it with you
It's crazy to think how you weren't in my life
But now that you are, it feels so right
It doesn't make sense
It doesn't have to
All that I know is that I, I love you
It's true
I don't believe in soulmates
I believe in you
I've never believed in soulmates
(but I think I'm starting)
I don't believe in soulmates
I believe in you
I've never believed in soulmates
But I think-
I found you
You found me
In this chaos
I found peace
I found a reason to believe
A reason to keep on keeping
And I'm not afraid of a little rain
This life without you just wouldn't be the same
I don't believe in soulmates
I believe in you
I've never believed in soulmates
I think I'm starting
I don't believe in soulmates
I believe in you
I've never believed in soulmates
But I think I'm starting to
(Two, three, four)
I think I'm starting to
We share birthmarks
On the same arm
In the same place
I like the face you make
Before I kiss you
Before I kiss you
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Technical Difficulties
00:32
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Holy sh**, wow, that was an incredible song, totally spiced up my day
Caller, what did you think
Are you kidding me
That bullsh** didn't even make the song I wanted to hear-
Oops, it seems like we lost the call
Let's keep the party going though
New caller, you're live
You think you can hang up on me? You think you're going to get away with this-
Oh no, looks like we're experiencing some technical difficulties
We'll be right back after this short break
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1-800-EVERLASTING-LOVE
00:58
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Are you tired of being brutally cheated on?
Have you been in relationships that only lasted 20 years?
Do you desire a love that is real and Everlasting?
The name is Professor Love
And as you can guess, I'm an expert in love
Having been in 37 marriages and counting
I can give you first-hand advice on what works and what doesn't work in relationships
So, what are you waiting for?
Call 1-800-EVERLASTING-LOVE for your first free advice consultation
That's 1-800-EVERLASTING-LOVE
Stop getting brutally cheated on today
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5. |
Professor Love
01:19
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Alrighty folks, apologies for those technical difficulties, but that should not happen
Again
We're back and ready for our next caller
Caller, you're live
Hello Rolowhipp, it's me, Professor Love
Oh, hey, we just played your commercial on air
How can we be of service to you today
Well, my wife just filed for divorce
What a surprise
Oh no, Professor Love, I'm so sorry to hear that
I guess today's theme for some reason is heartbreak
Please, I am relieved
I am actually calling because I've already started talking to somebody new
And I already started developing feelings for them
And I'd like to ask that new technology of yours to make a song so I can dedicate it
To that special lady in my life right now
Sure thing, Professor Love, you go right ahead
What is my heart saying about Susan right now
Oh, okay
This one is dedicated to you, Susan
You're listening to Rolowhipp Radio, everyone's favorite frequency
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Feelings for You
04:20
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We ran in the rain
It Felt so cliche
Talked about things
We still feel today
Your shoes were soaked and so was my hair
Am I crazy to think there's something in the air
Is it fair to say
I don't care if this stays this way
But I know that I do
I got feelings for you
I got feelings for you
Do I take a risk
And open my mouth
Do I take a risk
Stay where I'm now
Allow us to figure this out
I try to be cool
Not be bogus or panic
Sometimes I can't help be
A hopeless romantic
I got feelings for you
Yeah I do
I love saying your name
I got feelings for you, yeah I do
I got feelings for you
I got feelings for you
I got feelings for you
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Look outside your window
02:29
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Yes! What a track. That was amazing, Professor Love, right? Am I wrong
That... that was beautiful. Oh, my Susan would be very happy. I love you, Susan
And I want you to marry me. Thank you, Rolowhipp. Thank you
No, it is my pleasure, Professor Love. All I ask in return is an invitation to the wedding
Wink, wink
Absolutely
Wow. I mean, what a rollercoaster of emotions this episode has been. You know, for the most part
People have been enjoying what music has come out of this new technology
And how it's changing and shaping and helping people's lives
So there's only one thing I can keep doing, and that's taking calls. So, caller, you're live
Hi there, Mr. Rolowhipp. This is Julian, and, you know, I love your radio show and everything
And I was just wondering, um, if you have some advice for me, because, like
I'm having this problem in my relationship where, uh, it's kind of hard to admit it, but my partner
Wants to, uh, try out that polyamorous stuff, you know, like more than one person, and, like
I just don't know if I'm about that. Like, we've been together for so long
And I really love this person, mi amor, but, Mr. Rolowhipp, is there, like, a song that you can
Play that, like, is gonna get me through this, you know, like, something to help me navigate
This situation with my partner? Please, Mr. Rolowhipp, um, I'd really like to take a listen to
Whatever you have to play.
Wow. I mean, if Heartbreak is not the name of this episode
I don't know what is. I'm so sorry to hear that. I mean, that sounds like a very difficult
situation to be put in, you know.
Hey, look outside your window. Oh my god. Everyone listen to this next song. Um, you're listening to-
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I Know
02:46
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(I know I know, I know)
The glue's not wet
Anymore, don't pull it yet
Don't close that door
(Don't close that door,no)
Can you buy me sometime
Because
I know, I know, I know
I don't know if I can do this though
In times like these, I get cold feet
I know, I know, I know
It breaks my heart
To break your heart
Is this what I'm supposed do
it's going to hurt a lot
I know, I know, I know
I don't know if I can do this Though
In times like these, I get cold feet
I know, I know, I know
Can you trust me
Do you love me
I'm sorry
(Because)
I know, I know, I know
(Hey)
But I don't know if I can do this though
In times like these, I get cold feet
(I know, I know, I know)
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Another Satisfied Caller
01:12
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Apologies for that, folks
I accidentally clicked a button and, you know, some sound maybe from previous
You know, it was, it was, I just, everything is fine
Everything is normal
Caller, what a song
What a bop, as these kids would say nowadays
I just want to know, what do you, what do you think of this song
Oh, gracias, Mr. Rolowhipp
That is exactly what I needed to hear
That's exactly what I needed to hear to get through this with my partner
Oh my goodness
Thank you so much, Rolowhipp
This is exactly why I tune in every week, every day
I need to hear that Rolowhipp radio
Thank you so much
(Muah, muah)Thank you
Thank you
Because of people like you, I wake up every day
I brush my teeth
I drink mouthwash
I spit it out in the sink
Look myself in the mirror and say, it's time to go work because these people need me
So thank you, Julian, for giving me a sense of purpose on this floating rock
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10. |
Pastor Calls in
01:44
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And speaking of rocks, we're gonna keep rocking out
So why don't we take the next call
All right, caller, give me your best shot
What do you got
Hello, Rolowhipp
Glory to God for this amazing station you have
Look, I'm calling because I'm a pastor
At the Good Samaritan Church down the street
From where you're actually recording this
Oh, yes, I am familiar
Well, the youth ministry there is a big fan of your show
And sometimes I feel like
I just can't connect with them, you know
I may be old-fashioned
But I think that I'm pretty hip, no cap, ha ha
You know what I'm saying
Hehehe, yes, no, I'm honored
That your youth finds comfort through my station
But what is exactly the question you would like
To hear answered through music
Well, my question to your esteemed machine
Which I trust is not the mark of the beast now
Is how does my youth truly feel about the gospel I preach
Yeah, I mean, this is territory that, you know
Sometimes when people ask questions like these
They get answers they don't like
So the real question here is
Can you handle whatever the answer is
Great question, but I know God
God put in my heart, I need to know for my community
Because I want to become a better pastor for them
Yes, yes, and I think that's an admirable quality to have
So let's dedicate this next one to the youth group
And you're listening to a Rolowhipp Radio
Everyone's favorite frequency
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11. |
I Wish I was Crucified
03:19
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I get this feelin' I wonder-
I get this feelin'
I wonder why
It only happens when you look into my eyes
I get this feeling
I wonder why
It only happens when I want to tell a lie
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then you'd take me with you
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then I'd find a place in your heart
A place in your heart
A place in your heart
A place in your heart
A place in your heart
A place in your heart
I get this feelin' I wonder why
It only happens when you look into my eyes
(Please, no)
I get this feelin' I wonder why
It only happens when I tell a lie
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then I'd find a place in your heart
(Please, no)
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then I'd find a place in your heart
Don't stop, don't stop
Can you think about it
While you think about it
I'ma sing about it
Think about it
Please think about it
Think I hate you but I don't
know I love you
I don't know, I don't know, I don't
I, I, I, I just wanna love you
I, I, I, I just wanna love you
I, I, I, I just wanna love you
Is it too much, is it too much to ask
Too, too, too, too much
Is it too much, is it too much to ask
What does it take to be loved by you
I'm just waiting to be the next one
Who, what does it take to be loved by you
I'm trying
I get this feelin' I wonder why
It only happened that one time
It only happened that one time
It only happened that one
I get this feelin' I wonder why
It only happens when I try
It only happens when I cry
It only happens
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then it'd probably fix the problem
I wish I was crucified
Cause maybe then I'd suffice
And I would try a thousand times to make it right
But I could never make it right
Cause you would go and make it wrong
And I would go and make a song
And tell you how I wish
That you would love your son
And you fuckin' had me
Why you fuckin' have me
All I ever wanted was for you to just be happy
And you fuckin' had three
Now you bout' have two
Cause I'm gonna go up there and show you that I love you
I get this feelin' I wonder-
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12. |
Pastor's Response
00:58
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Whew, I mean, I was dancing, but my heart was crying, you know
Pastor, any words
Look, I'm sorry, but I just need to reach out to my community
Just to make sure they're okay
God bless. I don't want to say thank you, but I appreciate you
Yes, and, you know, of course, thank you for being able to ask it
Such a vulnerable question, and allowing it to make such a bop
I mean, like, it's such a, like, it's kind of hard to explain
But I love that song
Definitely probably one of my favorites of the night
And I just, you know, I want to end on a, like, just a happy note
So what we're going to do is going to do something we have yet to do
Which is to have me ask the computer a question
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13. |
Not Again
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Before we do that though, let me just go use the restroom real quick
I will be right back
Hopefully, we can cut to a commercial
Um
Hey, look outside your window
Oh my gosh, not again
You think you can get away with this
Okay, make sure the door is locked
You'll pay for what you've done to me
I'm gonna grab this stuff
Okay, make sure he can't see the computer
Are you kidding me
Rolowhipp radio
We're gonna be in big trouble if he does, okay
More like you're about to get your ass beat, radio
I'm gonna play the last song
We're gonna get everyone
We're gonna leave, okay
Make sure he can't see anything, okay
I'm gonna beat you up
Hurry up
Hurry up
Make sure the door is locked
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14. |
Heart is Clay
03:44
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(Stay with me
Lay with me
Stay with me)
I know where your heart is placed
I left some time ago
And now it shows
In your heart, I know that
I left some time ago
And now you know
Now you know
In your heart, I know that
I know that your heart is clay
(Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me)
Give me something
To believe in
Give me something
To believe in
Give me something
Something
Something to do
Give me something
Something
Something to do
Something to do
(I know that your heart is clay)
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15. |
Waiting for Pairing
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This has been a great episode
Thank you so- get down, get down, get down
Thank you so much for listening
Um, we will see you next time
And you're listening to Rolowhipp Radio
Everyone's favorite-
Waiting for pairing
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Rolowhipp Nashville, Tennessee
Rolowhipp is currently a radio host where answers callers questions through original music.
www.youtube.com/@rolowhipp
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